Our security is tighter than a pickle jar lid that's been glued shut.
We use 128-bit encryption, 256-bit enthusiasm, and a very grumpy cat named "Firewall" who sits on the server rack.
Your password must contain a hieroglyph, the blood of a virgin unicorn, at least one emoji, and the true name of the wind.
Any unauthorized access attempts will be met with a sternly worded email and a sad gif.